Troll

Ever thrown a brick through a windshield?
Yeah, fucking a troll is a lot like that.

Trolls are big. They're pointy. They're strong. And they're still kinda pissed they have to pay extra for everything, even if it makes sense in a sad way. Trolls get the shit end of the stick in most instances, and living costs are only the start of it. People used to cross the street to avoid anyone more tan than "pastel caramel". Now they do it for anything bigger than "petite ork", and trolls are the top of that size list. Built like trucks with faces make out of blenders and bee butts, they're not exactly the most naturally charming. But hey, what they lack in come hither potential they make up for with.. uh.. resilience? They can eat bullets, is what I'm saying. Like it or not, they're good at taking pain and powering through. Which means for most you're either born instantly into a life of crime, security detail, or high impact sports. Take your generous pick.

Trolls rights groups are few and far between, but they are out there. Often in the form of angry rioters and go-gangers who think the best political statement for their cause is "GIVE ME BETTER LIVING CONDITIONS OR I WILL BREAK YOU". Yeah, I'm surprised the shirts aren't selling well, too.