The Sleeping Squire
Everyone's Home Here
"Welcome, traveler, to The Sleeping Squire! Take a seat where you please; Happy Hour starts in just a moment, the Quest Board is on your left, and those who volunteer on stage earn a drink on the house!"
The Staff of The Sleeping Squire
"Quests? You best believe I have Quests! On that board there I have plenty, there's so much damn paper nailed to that board it might actually be a fire hazard. Go do some of those Quests before the Inspector comes. Oh, they were already here? Well, then he must've taken up some Quests! What are you waiting for? Go do the Quests! In fact, I'll throw in a Quest just for you 'cause we're friends, you and I. Your new Quest is to do some of those Quests on the Quest Board filled with Quests! Now go on, get to Questing!"
The Quest Board Filled with Quests
The Quests that Fill the Board
Kill QuestsGo somewhere and kill something.
Delivery QuestsTake this thing here and take it somewhere else.
Fetch QuestsGo somewhere and get something.
Gathering QuestsGo to multiple somewheres and get multiple somethings.
Escort QuestsTake me and then take me somewhere else.
Defense QuestsProtect something from other somethings that wanna hurt it.
Tavern's 9 Rules
1. No Weapons on the Table.
2. No Drinking and Spellcasting.
3. No Tavern Brawls without my Approval, Supervision, and Participation.
4. Anyone Unkind to the Staff Gets
Snapped by Barrel.
Mind Your Manners.
5. Anyone Who Beats Me in a Drinking Contest Gets Free Drink for the Night.
6. All Who Perform on Stage Get
a Drink on the House.
7. At least buy me a drink before you ask. You know who you are.
8. There's a Creeky Floor Board to the Right of the Door, Step on It and You Get a Warning. Step on It Again and
you get the Board Tax
9. If You Take up a Quest, Come Back Afterwards So I Know You're Safe.
Runehorn Roast - 20m
A hearty slab of Runehorn fresh from the hunt, served with a Garlic Parmesean Sauce
and a smile.
Pan-Fried Potatoes - 10m
Thickly sliced Potatoes fried in butter, served with a Spicy Red Sauce. As well as a glass of milk if the staff is concerned for your safety.
Stonewood Stew - 15m
A slow-cooked Stew served in a Bread Bowl, complete with Beef, Potatoes, Carrots, Onions, and Red Wine. King approved!
Fresh Bread - 8m
An entire loaf of fresh bread, if that's what you desire. Straight from the ovens of the Breadsmith Guild!
Mushroom Salad - 5m
A bowl full of mushrooms.
Fruit Bowl - 5m
You lot better be eating Healthy, if not,
I'll make you.
Ginger Root Mead - 5m/Pint
A golden brown mead with a sweet honey flavour, brewed from Dawngrove, can help soothe a troubled stomach.
Frostforge Ale - 7m/Pint
A Valkyrian brew with a strong kick and a tendency to inspire confidence,
warms you right up.
Brown Smoke - 5m/Glass
A strong, dry, Smoked Whiskey to invigorate your nerves. At its best when savored by itself.
Midsummer Lotus - 10m/Glass
A smooth and rich Elven wine brewed from berries, honey, and a variety of herbs. If you ask me, the Elves have it down to a science.
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