Type
Pub / Tavern / Restaurant
Hours of Operation: 11am-9pm
Current Locations: Shimmerwick, Port Prismo,
The Midnight Kingdom, Onflume, Kwati, Port Darzal, Scuttledale, Dusk Harbor, and Skywatch.
What am I Eating?
Stardust Pie: Sold by the slice, this whimsical sweet is light and airy. It has a graham cracker crust infused with edible silver glitter and dried blueberries. The filling is a cream base. It is a mix of blues and purples swirled to resemble a galaxy. The flavor is a berry mix and star shaped sprinkles adorn the top.
Mighty Kobold Burger: Dig your teeth into this thick, double stacked burger.
No actual kobold meat is used. Each patty is well seasoned, made fresh each day, and juicy. The buns are a hearty whole wheat. They are topped with lettuce, red onion, tomato, and your choice of condiment.
Blood Wine: A dark crimson wine. It's dry and peppery with a subtle note of iron. You can buy a glass or full bottle. (Drinking more than one glass does not increases the daily effect.)
Ochre Jell-O Jiggler Shots: Made from vodka and filtered slime from and ochre jelly, these jiggly shots pack quite the punch. It is a semi-opaque dark yellow and leaves your mouth tingling for an hour. Sold by the shot.
Flail Snail Fritters: You'll get four, fluffy fritters with this dish. The main component is flail snail meat. It is marinated overnight to make sure it's soft and not too chewy. The batter is corn meal based and lightly seasoned so not to overpower the flavor of the snail.
Shambling Salad: A large bowl full of mixed greens and...are those vines and flowers? No two salads are the same. It is crafted from the various plant parts that make up a shambling mound. Different dressings and mix-ins are available if requested.
Unicorn Ice Cream: This frosty treat is made from high quality
unicorn milk. It's a swirl of bright pink and white. The ice cream is cotton candy flavored. You can get it in a waffle cone or regular bowl. It comes topped with a light dusting of rainbow sugar.
Jerk Harpy Drumsticks: Drool over these two large legs of meat seasoned with a spicy jerk rub. Harpy meat is not always available due to restrictions so other large avian meat may be used. Either way, they're always super juicy and so tender the meat has a hard time staying on the bone. You may request how crispy you want the skin or even have it removed.
Beholder Dumplings: One of the more exotic offerings, these dumplings are packed full of flavor. A
meat mince is mixed with diced onion, green pepper, shredded cabbage, a little egg, and spices. This mixture is stuffed into a dumpling wrapper and steamed. You get six per order alongside your choice of dipping sauce.
Full Moon Vodka: A rare vodka blend with a hard kick. It's pearlescent with white and silvery swirling glitter suspended in the liquid. There may or may not be werewolf saliva infused into the drink. Sold per shot.
Sea Spawn Tacos: These soft shell tacos come four per order. Sea spawn meat is baked and then lightly shredded. The tortillas are filled with the meat, sautéed onions and peppers, thinly shredded lettuce, and a lime compote.
Gnoll Stew: Hearty and warm, this stew is perfect for a cold day. Chunks of gnoll meat are cut into cubes and cooked in a slow cooker after marinating for several hours. The chunks are added to a thickened broth along with potatoes, carrots, baby onions, green beans, and mushrooms.
Violet Fungus "Steak": Two slabs of this pseudo steak come with this meal. The fungus caps are cut down to size and well seasoned before they are grilled to perfection. A light butter sauce is drizzled over top and the steaks are served with a side of mixed vegetables and mashed potatoes.
Oooh this sounds like a really fun place! Nice article :)
Thank you! Writing fun lil' locations like these are always enjoyable and a nice break from some more serious topics. c :