Sailor Limerick
There once was a sailor from Wales
An expert at pissing in gales
He could piss in a jar from the top-gallant spar
Without even wetting the sails …
There once was a Sailor from Tulass
Whose balls were made out of brass,
when he clanked them together
they played stormy weather
and sparks shot out of his arse…
There was a Young Sailor from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it was bent
So to save him some trouble
He bent it in double
And instead of coming – he went!
There once was a Sailor from Bel-Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air…
A strange young Sailor from Leeds
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds
Great tufts of fine grass Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds…
There was a young Sailor from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
He said, “Oh my love, It fits like a glove.”
Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates…
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