Mountain Fuel Pollination Bees
"Yeah... that isn't a hornet's nest. That is a pro gamer nest you have over the garage. That will cost you extra. I have the pesticide for pro gamers in the van. There has been an outbreak of pro gamer hives throughout the tri-state area." said the Pest Control officer inspecting the call as Mrs. Belmons house The concerned New Koboldite stood there, worried as she thought it was the standard set of pollination bees that was going to fall off the siding of her house. She felt better--as if it fell, it would lead to a swarm of heated gamer moments doing pro gamer moves.Ever since the masquerade dropped online gamer head sets had a buzz to them that could no longer be claimed to be bad microphone quality. Well they could--but there was no reason to claim they were that anymore. Various Pro Gamers of the various shooters had been sponsored over the year to be Queens in Pro Gamer Hives. Perhaps we should go back a bit--and ask if you were ever aware of the origin of the Mountain Fuel beverage--a totally legit beverage and not something to avoid harming any Trademarks and Copyrights. Turns out a series of small humanoid androgynous bee characters the size of action figures go around smacking their faces, butts, groins and chests into flowers. Then return and regurgitate it into small sections to sell at stores. They go around, searching for gamers that talk about how other gamers are gay and sexual exploits with people's mothers--as these statements allow for this gamer to make a good Mountain Fuel queen--as the queen's main job is to play War Fighter games, talk about people being gay, how their mother is an easy lay and have lots of sexual interactions with the few male bees to lay eggs in the egg sack that develops after they take the special Mountain Fuel Royal Honey. The male bees phallus' are small due to all of the hive--except the queen resembling small children. The Mountain Fuel bees will often look for gamer candidates that have waifu pillows, various hats that can be referred to as a "fedora" by certain parties and replication swords from various mall kiosks. The worker drones will show up--and wear anime eyes over their compound eyes to appear more friendly to their new gamer queen. They take these off, upon the gamer taking the Mountain Fuel Royal Honey--and the egg sack is formed--as is many vaginas on their belly and lower back, for the males to help keep the egg sack fertilised. Usually larger set bulkier men are preferred for the role of being made into the queen. The dropping of the masquerade has forever changed online gaming in multiple ways.
Basic Information
Anatomy
Hives consist of the worker drones, the males and the queen. The queen is a former human male, usually in their mid-thirties, often scouted out from various Black Pill and Incel message boards.
The worker drones and males are all fully Fae, despite being created using a former human male. Taking the Mountain Fuel Royal Honey changes the queen enough to keep them as generally Fae.
The entire hive--except the queen all resemble small feminine or androgynous children--they are typically about six inches tall. The Royal Honey will shrink the queen down to about twelve inches tall. They have two legs, four arms, five nipples, four wings--and an enlarge abdomin that fits a rather bee-like structure.
The worker drones have a stinger that acts as an aphrodisiac which fills whoever hits it with a sheer urge to copulate. Stinging will kill the worker drone, but also revert them into be the size of a child and dead.
Upon changing into the queen, the former human seems to appear more obese than before, gains small wing like appendages on their back that is not able to fly. The mandibles of their jaw detach from each other and gain the ability to move on their own--gain compound vision in their eyes. This is ontop of the egg sack protruding from between their anus and scrotum. Removing their ability to move using their legs. Since they are set up to do pro gaming in their queens room in their hive--with gamer gear and equipment that is, inexplicitly, scaled to a similar size--this is not that big of an issue. They are given Mountain Fuel from their drones--which also go out of their way to find flakes of Norichos corn chip gamer snacks.
Genetics and Reproduction
They seek out appropriate males using gaming forums and communication systems. They serve those appropriate males Mountain Fuel Royal Honey to turn them into queens.
While they are able to reproduce without their Queen talking about other people being really really gay, or talking about sexual exploits with their mother they did last night--they do not enjoy the copulation as much, and are inclined to toss out a Queen, to find one who talks how they want the Queen to talk.
Every few months, the Queen will have more Male Drones than vaginas to take the tiny phalluses from Male Drones, and another possible Queen will be scouted. Though--more often a nest will be destroyed and several Male Drones and Worker Drones will escape and need to seek out a new Queen.
Growth Rate & Stages
The do the standard larvea stage that looks like a worm, which then sheds into an adolescence phase that resembles how somebody in their twenties would look--and then as adults they resemble small human children.
IT is a mystery of nature
Ecology and Habitats
Usually their nests are stuck onto garages, sheds and wood piles in suburbian homes. Some will even get set up in garbage cans if the garbage can is left long enough.
Dietary Needs and Habits
They mostly just smack their faces into the flowers of flowering plants--and that works for them. They often will shout something like, "Yeah, that is some good face smacking right there in this bitch" if they particularly enjoy a flower.
Scientists are attempting to keep a list of flowers these creatures enjoy--to see if there are some flowers that should be burned.
Additional Information
Perception and Sensory Capabilities
Compound vision, flying, multidimensional navigation--though there is no noticable increase in gaming ability. If anything, they seem worse.
Genetic Ancestor(s)
Origin/Ancestry
Fae Body Horror Entities
Conservation Status
Invasive species. All hives are to be destroyed upon being located
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