Piss letter

Yea, they were not happy to receive that letter.

— Ulrik Redgold

While there are many different texts throughout the ages that have been humerous to read, few are remembered to this day in the same way as the piss letter.

Particularly members of the Redgold clan are well known to be able to recite it from memory.

Historical Details

History

During a war between the Redgold clan and the Sverdkross clan a Redgold detachment got separated by a collapsing tunnel. Now trapped the Sverdkross clan had them cornered and sent a letter demanding that the detachment surrender.

After a while the detachment sent a letter back, to inform the enemy commander that there would be no surrender. A battle ensued that ended when the Redgold clan managed to dig through the collapsed tunnel.

In the end the detachment had barely lost any troops at all.

Public Reaction

The Sverdkross commander did at first not fully comprehend how brash the Redgold clan was, but then he became furious. After the war the letter became a rallying cry for those who wanted to eliminate the Redgold clan.

Once the story reached the rest of the Redgold clan it spread like wildfire and it is said that the laughing did not stop for three days.

Legacy

The letter has gone down as one of the most poignant demonstrations of the tenacity in face of hostility that the Redgold clan has ever produced.

Read the Document

Piss letter

It is our understanding that you demand us to surrender, but sadly that will not be possible, as we are pissing ourselves laughing at that notion.

We believe that you could only have made such a ludicrous suggestion because you are pissing yourself in fear. While that is a way of gaining relief, we can also provide it by cutting your throat off.

- Ulrik Redgold

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