Birds and the Police Report
General Summary
The Interdimensional Protectorate, after saving the group, explained the situation to Lucian Staleus. Seemingly confused, they hinted at his family's role in developing the Staleus Curve and said they had to send him back to tell Bocassius Staleus, Archmage of the Grand Mages of Balepeak, that the Vangrian are trying and getting close to traveling through dimensions. With that, they asked Aaron Urn where he traveled through the portal for the first time, and he remembered some letters, which to the Interdimensional Protectorate seemed like "New Broadway". However, Aaron realized that it was actually "Pew Paraguay", to which the Protectorate members remarked that they also had that one, as well as a Chipotle.
The group, travelling to Chipotle, arrived and asked for food. Befuddled, the cashier motioned towards the bowl of guacamole and remarked that they only sold guacamole, as it was a fan favorite. Ste-Van, furious, threw the quacamole bowl on the ground and kicked over a chair, frustrated that he couldn't get his meal. Two patrons walked over from the corner to investigate, and upon confrontation with the group, were immediately annihilated. These two were later identified as Jorbald Korgann and Vexus Sherman, leaders in the Undercity Thieves.
The group then travelled to Pew Paraguay, and quickly set to work making the portal. Suddenly, the New New York Police broke through the windows, and the Interdimensional Protectorate members yelled that they needed a few more seconds to make the portal stable. The police were quickly taken care of, with Brad falling through a window and another being repeatedly shield-bashed into the ground by Ste-Van. The group ran through the portal, and found themselves in a strange, mystical looking forest, in a place they had never seen before.
Elric Al
Yahn waggu
Aaron Urn
Ana
Report Date
09 Apr 2021
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