Jian Ronson
(jee-uhn ron-sn)
Jian is a story-teller of questionable competency.
Though capable of telling a decent story Jian's most notable story was a continuation of an old classic tale "Wizard from beyond the Stars". During his retelling Jian was able to ignore every aspect of what was integral to the original tales culminating in the mutilation of the original main characters and abandonment of previously created plot threads.
Due to this horrendous addition to the classic story Jian was shunned by many a tavern owner across
Oshar
The common folk pleaded for his termination from the Bard's Guild, but the corrupt inner circle of writers and storytellers that Jian had become associated with wouldn't do so, instead praising him for his bold take on the tale.
Physical Description
Short of stature, with a sh*t-eating grin; Jian boasts one of the most punch-able faces in the bardic circle.
Eyes
Blue/Grey, slightly wrinkled
Hair
Short, Receding Mousey Brown
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Pale Ivory
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Well, you know, we all grew up as 'Wizard from beyond the Stars' fans."
"All my favourite fables are somebody else's least favourite fables."
Entry for The Bard Challenge
It took me way longer than I like to admit that this was about Rian Johnson xp Fun parody article, especially since you added that picture :p
Thank you! I spent longer than I'd like to admit photoshopping it :D I'm glad you appreciated my humour!