I'm not drunk, I'm a Pirate.

Being drunk before noon makes you a pirate for the day.

History

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me.

Execution

You sing a limerick while kicking your feet out to the side and punching toward the ground.

goblins

Gear; Tattered estex suit, dogslicer, junklaser, 2 batteries

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Level	Abilities	Math
2	Melee/Dogslicer	+6(1d4+2s)
2	Ranged/Unstable Junklaser	+9(1d4+2;critbubrn1d4)
Abilities, Disturbing Screech/Tinker
Statistics
STR+0,DEX+4,CON+1,INT+2,WIS+0,CHA+0
Skills, Computers+12,Intimidate+12,Piloting+7,Stealth+12
Disurbing Screech	As a standard action, a goblin can screech and cause all non goblins within 30 feet, to be off target (dc 13 will save to negate) for 1d4 rounds.