Butter Knife of Deadliness
The Butter Knife of Deadliness is a powerful magical weapon, handed down from warrior to warrior, which can rewrite reality with just one slice of its blade.
The source of its power is in the paradoxical nature of its existence. An Earthling relic from the first iteration of reality, the Butter Knife of Deadliness is remarkable for even having survived The Calamity which brought it to Eden. But what makes it even more special is that it survived the whole of the Interregnum which followed—and that it survived the purging of the universe’s purgatorial paradise when The River Without End rebooted reality into its next iteration.
I mean, c’mon: it was just a lowly butter knife!
The sister goddesses, wishing to avoid the costs associated with setting up a new Eden every time the sapient beings of the universe mucked up Mira’s grand designs, struck a deal with the halflings now living there. When Mira rebooted reality, the halflings could remain in Eden as its custodians and sole inhabitants. In exchange, Mira would spare “all halflings and all things of halfling design” from being erased from existence. Getting to keep their stuff was important. The halflings liked the idea of a new paradise to call their own, but they didn’t want to start over from scratch.
And so, the deal was struck. And then, Mira did her thing.
What Went Wrong
What Mira hadn’t bargained on was this: an Earthling butter knife wedged deep into a loaf of Quadling bread.
That had been a prank by her blessed sister, Phina, the goddess of fire and chaos.
While the handle of the soon-to-be Butter Knife of Deadliness was wiped from reality as planned, the blade—safe in the warm embrace of cooling slab of pumpernickel—remained intact.
What Happened Next
The Quadlings, quickly realizing what had happened—and not wishing to anger the goddesses their species were now serving—brought the Knife to Mira to see what should be done. But Mira could do nothing. She was in quite a pickle.
To do nothing seemed unacceptable, but to destroy this relic now would be to admit her fallibility (which had been her sister’s plan all along). And so, Mira let the Quadlings keep it—so long as they never sought to cross the Mira with the weapon and make their way into the new reality. After all, Mira thought, the blade was useless in Eden—a place designed to be an anachronistic amalgamation of all things. It was only if it reached the new reality that it could be truly dangerous, this thing that shouldn’t exist but did.
Reconstruction and Further History
The Butter Knife of Deadliness began its life in the warehouse of a silverware manufacturer on Earth. One of thousands—if not millions—of similarly designed pieces, it was paired with a fork and spoon on the dining room tables of Earthlings the world over. It was nothing special, and never meant to be. It was a utilitarian piece with just enough embellishment to make the humans who wielded it feel like they were a little bit more well-off than they actually were.
After its partial destruction during the reboot of reality, it was hidden by the relatively pacifistic Quadlings. But the Quadlings’ Munchkin cousins, desiring a weapon to defend their corner of Oz, stole the blade.
It was then brought to Winkie craftsmen for the construction of a new hilt, and the sharpening of the blade. The Winkies magically re-sized the thing while they were at it, enlarging it to make it fit for combat. The Munchkins paid them handsomely for this service.
Kept as the personal weapon of the Munchkins’ Butter Knight for many years, it was eventually lost in single combat to a Horn of the Accidental Unicorns—the organization which has owned the blade ever since.
Aside from its razor-sharp blade, which never dulls (thanks to Winkie ingenuity), it has no special powers to speak of within the confines of Eden. However, if ever taken beyond that country’s borders, it could rewrite the rules of the reality on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
That’s just the power of a paradox, baby.