Golden Goose Vending Machine

In the back streets of The Bazaar stands an unusual construct of gold, iron and crystal glass, engraved with a large goose. No one knows who installed it, who owns it or who refills it. A customer can insert one gold into the slot, and the machine will vend a curious porcelain egg a few inches across. On cracking open the shell, the item will be revealed. Many (most) of the items couldn't possibly fit in the shell - stories tell of one patron who received a sentient mahogany and silk reclining couch, another who received a young Roc, or a lifesize statue of a young dragon carved in Syberis Dragonshards. Nearby damage to buildings suggests that at least some of these outsize stories may be true.
The machine can only be used once per week. Any attempt to get around this restriction - inserting more coins, paying others to insert coins for you, stealing eggs that have not yet been cracked open - unfailingly produces a large volume of rotten egg.

Golden Goose Machine: Insert 1 gp to receive -

[["1","An indestructible thimble."],["2","A crystal Iris flower"],["3","An Emerald Pen *"],["4","A pair of Clapper tokens."],["5","A +0 All Purpose Tool in the shape of a hairgrip"],["6","A knuckleduster-gun-dagger combo weapon. *"],["7","A remarkably comfortable pair of stone sandals."],["8","A large and curious-looking seed. The label does not indicate what it will grow into."],["9","An obsidian comb. When used, it makes your hair curlier."],["10","A set of four bone dice, so worn that you can barely make out the symbols."],["11","A heavily engraved silver ring with a small hidden compartment, currently empty."],["12","An Erzatz Eye *. The enchantment is slightly misformed, and the eye rotates oddly when worn."],["13","A music box that plays a song which makes you deeply melancholy for your childhood."],["14","An animated picture of your family."],["15","A coin purse. It looks and feels full, but on opening is empty. Any coins put into the purse disappear."],["16","A tiny dragon preserved in amber."],["17","A mechanical firelighter that never runs out of fuel"],["18","A mouse skull. It glows orange and gives off dim light for 10ft."],["19","A lip ring that allows you to say 'I don't speak that language' with perfect pronunciation in any language you hear."],["20","A gem that projects a dancing pair onto a nearby wall."],["21","A small glass vial with a wasp inside. It seems very angry."],["22","Three matchsticks carved into perfect replicas of Sharn towers."],["23","A bottle of wine with a label dated from before the Last War."],["24","A medal known to be awarded to heroes of Argonessen."],["25","An unsigned contract with The Mother of Invention (one of the eight Archfey of Thelanis) that grants the undersigned a favor for a favour - any time, anywhere, anyhow."],["26","An orchid growing in an empty vase, requiring no water, light or soil"],["27","A drybrooch *. The enchantment is slightly misaligned, causing the energy dome to catch gusts of wind."],["28","A locket with a grinning portrait of Malleon the Reaver"],["29","A two-man tent that folds into a 3-inch cube"],["30","A mummified finger. It crawls determinedly when placed on a flat surface."],["31","A small mirror that reflects how you might look in ten years time."],["32","A woven bracelet that unravels into 50ft of silk rope"],["33","Three fey Glitterbomb * darts. When thrown, the tip explodes in a dramatic shower of glitter, covering everything and everyone within 30ft in a dusting of ultra-fine sparkles. This neutralises invisibility, and imposes a -10 stealth disadvantage for the next week."],["34","A coin that always lands heads up."],["35","An iron mug carved with an image of feasting dwarves. Any water drunk from the mug becomes dwarven ale."],["36","A vial with a heavy silver liquid inside that never comes full to rest."],["37","A large brass box filled with an intrictate mechanism with thousands of delicately carved cogs made of metal, wood, stone and crystal. The card notes that it can be used as an orrery to track the astronomical positions and interactions of the twelve moons of Eberron."],["38","A Needle of Mending *."],["39","A personal hygiene kit made out of mithril, containing several ear, nose and nail picks."],["40","A small glass jar containing a rat brain in formaldehyde. It allows you to summon a single swarm of cranium rats"],["41","An amber earring that occasionally produces a mild electric shock."],["42","A silvered horseshoe. If worn as a necklace, you can cast Blade Ward as a reaction once per day."],["43","An onyx slide rule that can serve as a spell focus for artificers"],["44","A halter that when placed on mount gives you advantage on animal handling checks for that beast."],["45","A silver and diamond pin in the shape of a lily."],["46","The dark green robe of an Audarian War Mage, decorated with black frogging and two columns of 22 pewter buttons. When attuned by a wizard, grants +1 to AC. *"],["47","A hematite ring with seemingly only one edge if you trace it with your finger. Grants the wearer pleasant dreams."],["48","An old weathered stone with a hole through the middle."],["49","A well-seasoned cast iron pot. The handles never get hot."],["50","A folding silk fan. It can hover and fan the user at will, giving advantage on constitution saves against exhaustion from nonmagical hot weather."],["51","A small wooden box. The interior has a spot carved for a statuette which is currently missing."],["52","A pitcher in the shape of a cat. It can produce up to half a gallon of fresh cream each day."],["53","A terracotta statue of a frog wearing a wizard hat. Whatever surface it is placed on becomes damp."],["54","A 4 inch replica of a Sharn tower. At night, the windows glow with a pleasant light."],["55","An cold-iron nail. One edge is flattened and sharpened into a razor-sharp dagger and stamped with a broken representation of the House Cannith coat of arms."],["56","A voucher for 50% off a course at the Sharn College for Practical Skills"],["57","A small, perfectly round crystal sphere, with a strangely shaped gold piece embedded in the center. It allows you to cast Distort Value with a DC 12"],["58","An Aereni-made necklace of rose gold with nine tiny rose gold bells in the shape of acorns."],["59","A tiny, carved, rock crystal swan. When placed into water, the swan dissolves and a 50ft long, 20ft wide Swan Boat takes its place. The boat is self-propelled, moving 6 miles per hour, and can carry up to 32 medium creatures, all of whom can use an action to command the boat to move or turn."],["60","A two sided red and white chalcedony cameo necklace, banded with gold. The carving is of a pastoral scene on one side, and a snarling beast on the other."],["61","Three Explosive Seeds. *"],["62","A Brass and polished wood toy cart with a little wooden hedgehog driver with a cargo of different fabric animals, being pulled by a brass auroch. The cart is decorated with a House Vadalis crest."],["63","A dusty rose quartz prism deeply etched with monogrammed initials - M.E.P. If attuned, once per day you can use it to change the damage type of an attack to psychic damage"],["64","A gold and azurite brooch in the shape of a knotted branch and berries. Ten of the berries can be plucked from the brooch each day, functioning as Goodberries"],["65","A carved stone horned toad made of Labradorite weighing approximately 5 pounds. If thrown at an enemy, the creature must make a DC13 wisdom save or be polymorphed into a toad for 8 hours."],["66","A scrap of folded paper containing a short code. It can be used to get 10 free rides on Yen's Rental Brooms."],["67","A feather that appears to be made of frozen smoke. It is enchanted to act as a permanent feather fall token"],["68","A glass lens that makes the world appear black and white when looked through."],["69","Five silver spheres that vibrate loudly when touching."],["70","A sentient 3-seater green leather Chesterfield sofa"],["71","A glove made of writhing vines. It can be used to cast Thorn Whip"],["72","A copper Karnathi coin. The usual design has been removed, and on one side is a smiling face and the words 'Remember to live'. On the other is a skull and the words 'remember you will die'. It grants advantage on death saves, but increases the DC by 1."],["73","A beautifully enameled gold bracelet that predicts the weather for the next day."],["74","A shiftweave hat."],["75","A jar of green nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 poison damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["76","A jar of orange nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 acid damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["77","A jar of yellow nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 lightning damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["78","A jar of green nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 poison damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["79","A jar of red nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 fire damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["80","A jar of lilac nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 psychic damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["81","A jar of black nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 necrotic damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["82","A jar of white nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 force damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["83","A jar of gold nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 radiant damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["84","A jar of grey nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 thunder damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds."],["85","A slumbering Docent"],["86","An Instrument of Scribing, stamped with a House Sivis mark"],["87","A heavy brass tube two feet long, and an inch across, in the shape of a stylized dragon's head and mouth. Blowing into the tube summons 1d6 Gibbering Mouthers, which are hostile to all present who aren't true believers in a Cult of the Dragon Below"],["88","A horn that when blown makes a noise like a warning siren and can be clearly by everyone within 300 feet. The user can then make a speech of up to 25 words which will also be heard by everyone within 300 feet."],["89","A slumbering Dragon Vessel"],["90","A scrap of parchment outlining the solution to a puzzle."],["91","A pair of glasses that on attunement give 10ft of darkvision."],["92","A pair of glasses that on attunement give 10ft of blindsight"],["93","A miniturised hearing aid that on attunement gives 10ft of tremorsense and suppresses the deafened condition"],["94","A bracelet of silver beads. If a bead is separated from the bracelet, it will always roll in the direction of the wearer."],["95","An Earworm *"],["96","A tiny book made of exquisite porcelain reliefs. It contains one spell of up to 4th level of your choice"],["97","A jar of Kryzin's Ooze"],["98","A fully functional small scale model of a cannon. No shot or powder is included"],["99","A large zinc Pot of Awakening."],["100","10 gold rings indicating that the wearer (of all 10 rings) is a member of the Gold Concord of The Aurum."]] Roll the Dice

1	An indestructible thimble.
2	A crystal Iris flower
3	An Emerald Pen *
4	A pair of Clapper tokens.
5	A +0 All Purpose Tool in the shape of a hairgrip
6	A knuckleduster-gun-dagger combo weapon. *
7	A remarkably comfortable pair of stone sandals.
8	A large and curious-looking seed. The label does not indicate what it will grow into.
9	An obsidian comb. When used, it makes your hair curlier.
10	A set of four bone dice, so worn that you can barely make out the symbols.
11	A heavily engraved silver ring with a small hidden compartment, currently empty.
12	An Erzatz Eye *. The enchantment is slightly misformed, and the eye rotates oddly when worn.
13	A music box that plays a song which makes you deeply melancholy for your childhood.
14	An animated picture of your family.
15	A coin purse. It looks and feels full, but on opening is empty. Any coins put into the purse disappear.
16	A tiny dragon preserved in amber.
17	A mechanical firelighter that never runs out of fuel
18	A mouse skull. It glows orange and gives off dim light for 10ft.
19	A lip ring that allows you to say 'I don't speak that language' with perfect pronunciation in any language you hear.
20	A gem that projects a dancing pair onto a nearby wall.
21	A small glass vial with a wasp inside. It seems very angry.
22	Three matchsticks carved into perfect replicas of Sharn towers.
23	A bottle of wine with a label dated from before the Last War.
24	A medal known to be awarded to heroes of Argonessen.
25	An unsigned contract with The Mother of Invention (one of the eight Archfey of Thelanis) that grants the undersigned a favor for a favour - any time, anywhere, anyhow.
26	An orchid growing in an empty vase, requiring no water, light or soil
27	A drybrooch *. The enchantment is slightly misaligned, causing the energy dome to catch gusts of wind.
28	A locket with a grinning portrait of Malleon the Reaver
29	A two-man tent that folds into a 3-inch cube
30	A mummified finger. It crawls determinedly when placed on a flat surface.
31	A small mirror that reflects how you might look in ten years time.
32	A woven bracelet that unravels into 50ft of silk rope
33	Three fey Glitterbomb * darts. When thrown, the tip explodes in a dramatic shower of glitter, covering everything and everyone within 30ft in a dusting of ultra-fine sparkles. This neutralises invisibility, and imposes a -10 stealth disadvantage for the next week.
34	A coin that always lands heads up.
35	An iron mug carved with an image of feasting dwarves. Any water drunk from the mug becomes dwarven ale.
36	A vial with a heavy silver liquid inside that never comes full to rest.
37	A large brass box filled with an intrictate mechanism with thousands of delicately carved cogs made of metal, wood, stone and crystal. The card notes that it can be used as an orrery to track the astronomical positions and interactions of the twelve moons of Eberron.
38	A Needle of Mending *.
39	A personal hygiene kit made out of mithril, containing several ear, nose and nail picks.
40	A small glass jar containing a rat brain in formaldehyde. It allows you to summon a single swarm of cranium rats
41	An amber earring that occasionally produces a mild electric shock.
42	A silvered horseshoe. If worn as a necklace, you can cast Blade Ward as a reaction once per day.
43	An onyx slide rule that can serve as a spell focus for artificers
44	A halter that when placed on mount gives you advantage on animal handling checks for that beast.
45	A silver and diamond pin in the shape of a lily.
46	The dark green robe of an Audarian War Mage, decorated with black frogging and two columns of 22 pewter buttons. When attuned by a wizard, grants +1 to AC. *
47	A hematite ring with seemingly only one edge if you trace it with your finger. Grants the wearer pleasant dreams.
48	An old weathered stone with a hole through the middle.
49	A well-seasoned cast iron pot. The handles never get hot.
50	A folding silk fan. It can hover and fan the user at will, giving advantage on constitution saves against exhaustion from nonmagical hot weather.
51	A small wooden box. The interior has a spot carved for a statuette which is currently missing.
52	A pitcher in the shape of a cat. It can produce up to half a gallon of fresh cream each day.
53	A terracotta statue of a frog wearing a wizard hat. Whatever surface it is placed on becomes damp.
54	A 4 inch replica of a Sharn tower. At night, the windows glow with a pleasant light.
55	An cold-iron nail. One edge is flattened and sharpened into a razor-sharp dagger and stamped with a broken representation of the House Cannith coat of arms.
56	A voucher for 50% off a course at the Sharn College for Practical Skills
57	A small, perfectly round crystal sphere, with a strangely shaped gold piece embedded in the center. It allows you to cast Distort Value with a DC 12
58	An Aereni-made necklace of rose gold with nine tiny rose gold bells in the shape of acorns.
59	A tiny, carved, rock crystal swan. When placed into water, the swan dissolves and a 50ft long, 20ft wide Swan Boat takes its place. The boat is self-propelled, moving 6 miles per hour, and can carry up to 32 medium creatures, all of whom can use an action to command the boat to move or turn.
60	A two sided red and white chalcedony cameo necklace, banded with gold. The carving is of a pastoral scene on one side, and a snarling beast on the other.
61	Three Explosive Seeds. *
62	A Brass and polished wood toy cart with a little wooden hedgehog driver with a cargo of different fabric animals, being pulled by a brass auroch. The cart is decorated with a House Vadalis crest.
63	A dusty rose quartz prism deeply etched with monogrammed initials - M.E.P. If attuned, once per day you can use it to change the damage type of an attack to psychic damage
64	A gold and azurite brooch in the shape of a knotted branch and berries. Ten of the berries can be plucked from the brooch each day, functioning as Goodberries
65	A carved stone horned toad made of Labradorite weighing approximately 5 pounds. If thrown at an enemy, the creature must make a DC13 wisdom save or be polymorphed into a toad for 8 hours.
66	A scrap of folded paper containing a short code. It can be used to get 10 free rides on Yen's Rental Brooms.
67	A feather that appears to be made of frozen smoke. It is enchanted to act as a permanent feather fall token
68	A glass lens that makes the world appear black and white when looked through.
69	Five silver spheres that vibrate loudly when touching.
70	A sentient 3-seater green leather Chesterfield sofa
71	A glove made of writhing vines. It can be used to cast Thorn Whip
72	A copper Karnathi coin. The usual design has been removed, and on one side is a smiling face and the words 'Remember to live'. On the other is a skull and the words 'remember you will die'. It grants advantage on death saves, but increases the DC by 1.
73	A beautifully enameled gold bracelet that predicts the weather for the next day.
74	A shiftweave hat.
75	A jar of green nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 poison damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
76	A jar of orange nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 acid damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
77	A jar of yellow nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 lightning damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
78	A jar of green nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 poison damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
79	A jar of red nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 fire damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
80	A jar of lilac nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 psychic damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
81	A jar of black nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 necrotic damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
82	A jar of white nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 force damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
83	A jar of gold nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 radiant damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
84	A jar of grey nail polish containing 30 applications. If used, add 1d6 thunder damage to your unarmed strikes for 1d4 rounds.
85	A slumbering Docent
86	An Instrument of Scribing, stamped with a House Sivis mark
87	A heavy brass tube two feet long, and an inch across, in the shape of a stylized dragon's head and mouth. Blowing into the tube summons 1d6 Gibbering Mouthers, which are hostile to all present who aren't true believers in a Cult of the Dragon Below
88	A horn that when blown makes a noise like a warning siren and can be clearly by everyone within 300 feet. The user can then make a speech of up to 25 words which will also be heard by everyone within 300 feet.
89	A slumbering Dragon Vessel
90	A scrap of parchment outlining the solution to a puzzle.
91	A pair of glasses that on attunement give 10ft of darkvision.
92	A pair of glasses that on attunement give 10ft of blindsight
93	A miniturised hearing aid that on attunement gives 10ft of tremorsense and suppresses the deafened condition
94	A bracelet of silver beads. If a bead is separated from the bracelet, it will always roll in the direction of the wearer.
95	An Earworm *
96	A tiny book made of exquisite porcelain reliefs. It contains one spell of up to 4th level of your choice
97	A jar of Kryzin's Ooze
98	A fully functional small scale model of a cannon. No shot or powder is included
99	A large zinc Pot of Awakening.
100	10 gold rings indicating that the wearer (of all 10 rings) is a member of the Gold Concord of The Aurum.