Aliens offer to redeem the Planet! How can we help?

Did you know that corporations are responsible for the majority of pollution, ressources depletion, and ecosystem destructions? Our merciful invaders certainly knew all about it! In a bold move for these galactic benevols, the Boons have put ever singley major corporation on the planet under their thumb. The priorities of the companies are no longer mere profit, but sustainability and ecological neutrality!
No longer will we have greenhouse gases emission that threaten our skies, water around the world will be properly treated, animals from the sea, the earth and the air will be able to live in peace!
Now that this great sector, responsible for so much harm has been brought to heel without condemning the workers to unemployement (a miracle you will agree), the Boons turns their gaze to the Earthy citizens. Every aspect of life can be improved with Boon technology, but their philosophies are the true solution to our problems. No longer will we waste food. Homeless people will have shelter. All that is left is for humans to straighten up and move forward!
As for the First World countries, the little things count too! For example, the Boon revealed that planned obsolescence affected almost every company, and under their counsels, it will become a thing of the past! Your electronic devices will last a lifetime, as they should!
Can our society learn from the Boon's example and improve ourselves to respect the planet? Check it out in our 50 pages long summary on "How to be a Boon for the Planet!"
From the journal "Boony News", september 17th 2019.