The Witch Hunter's Survival Guide: Protection & Techniques for Encounters With The Wicked

This pamphlet is most famous for being wrong.

Pages from this little booklet can be found anywhere - nailed up to a wall in a dark alley, plastered all over a lamp in a well-lit alley, randomly left on a bench at the train stations, in you mom's backyard, and, most notably, as an emergency toilet paper in the majority of magical cafés and bars all over Taresh and other bigger cities.
It was written by Lawrence Lars Laurentius, the self-proclaimed best Witch Hunter 20th century has ever seen and is generally mocked for its fanatic tones and methods of recognising and dealing with a witch. Unfortunately, Mr. Laurentius has attracted many people for his preachings and continues to print these pamphlets in his basement. There are new Witch Hunting Groups popping up all over Bohemia. Unfortunately despite their hate speech, no action has been taken against their activities, as they have yet to become violent and Witch Hunters continue to use defence of free speech on why they must continue publish these things and convince the general public that magic is evil.
Mostly, normal people do not care, magical folk tends to laugh it away and Witch Hunters continue to write - and occasionally - yell.

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The Witch Hunter's Survival Guide: Protection & Techniques for Encounters With The Wicked

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Excerpt #1: How to recognise a Witch

• Cannot properly pronounce "R".
• Is afraid of fire and therefore hates smokers.
• Has extra nipples, too little nipples or refuses to talk about its nipples.
• Never misses an opportunity to pet a cat.

Excerpt #2: Equipment of an LLL Witch Hunter:

• This pamphlet.
• As many copies of this pamphlet as you can carry.
• Nails and hammer.
• High heeled shoes so you can continue nailing these messages of our Leader with them, when your hammer gets confiscated yet again.
• Matches.
• A cat.

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Guide, Survival

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Paper