Fixed Crundle, the only region of Crundle that is even remotely grounded in reality, is where we will begin our journey in this strange realm. As one moves further from the fixed center of Crundle where distance and direction are constant, one finds a steadily increasing tendency of the world to spontaneously rearrange itself noncatastrophically at random, the upshot of which is that you will never arrive at your intended destination except by pure chance.