Delores Keaton

President Delores Keaton

A classic, beautiful southern belle is about the easiest way to describe Delores Keaton.
Her hair is a bit past her shoulders, brown with a bit of an unruly weave. Her face is more sharp than it is soft, her chin just a little pointed and her cheekbones visible. Her resting face seems to be that of a sly grin, like she’s about to say or has just heard something incredibly biting, yet playful. She’s busty with what is obviously a carefully maintained figure, and she isn’t shy about playing up her sexuality in public, pointing out that Clinton got a blowie in office and “she ain’t doing nothing half that bad.”
Obviously, as President, you’ve seen her in the press often enough: she moves confidently and with poise, and both sides of the aisle call her policies hawkish (at best; at worst, aggressive and militaristic). Nevertheless, she’s established herself as one of the country’s most decisive leaders, and, without a doubt, one of the country’s most successful wartime leaders (if the slaughter of innocents and enemies could be called a success).

But actually...

It turns out Loki was Delores Keaton the whole time, going so far as to bury Delores Keaton in the backyard of Landon Iverson, a man whose initials spell out LOKI.
Keaton's meteoric rise to fame and popularity -- the way things just worked out for her -- she attributed to God. It turns out, they're all owed to the God of Mischief, playing a part.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Keaton is married to Theodore “Teddy” Keaton, and has two children, Eleanor and Winnifred, aged 10 and 8, respectively.
Keaton grew up in Jesup, Georgia. At the age of 32, she ran for governor of the state against a fellow Republican and won handily. At the age of 34, she announced she was running for the Presidency. She won the primaries by a landslide, turned 35 a week before election day, and was inaugurated at the start of January to the largest crowd ever.
Keaton wrote her autobiography Chosen: By God, by the People: The Delores Keaton Story after taking office. She is rumored to have been paid ten million dollars by way of advance. It has been in the top ten since its publication, two years ago, and was number one for a full year. Excerpts are reproduced, with her permission, here.

Education

Jesup High School, graduate

Employment

Former Governor of Georgia
Current President of the United States

Accomplishments & Achievements

First female President of the United States of America.
Youngest President of the United States of America.
Shortest political career for any President of the United States of America.

Social

Religious Views

Very religious

Speech

Thick southern drawl

Current Location

The White House

Honorary & Occupational Titles

President of the United States of America

Year of Birth

1981 CE 38 Years old

Birthplace

Jesup, Georgia, USA

Gender

Female

Eyes

Piercing blue

Hair

Wavy brown

Height

5'10"

Quotes & Catchphrases

"If I’m not the right hand of God, why is it everything I get involved with gets resolved? Is that just a coincidence? Come on!"
"Ladies, if your love life is flagging at home, run for higher office. See a man try to resist you when you’re the Secretary of State!"

Aligned Organization

Republican Party

Ruled Locations

• The White House

Character Prototype

Young Sigourney Weaver