The Age of Fredrich Von Beerin

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The Age of Fredrich Von Beerin As told by Nar Rater to Deacon Armillite In FB 0 the Age of Fredrich Von Beerin began when Elizabeth Von Beerin cried out in Great Pain and Martin von Beerin exclaimed “Is that an Ale tankard?” And thus Fredrich Von Beerin entered the world with a tankard of ale clasped in his grip. FB 20: At the age of 20 Fredrich von Beerin began to gain mastery over the four elements while drunk. After an incident involving the wind saying “Bitch” and shoving the spoiled mayor’s son’s imprint into the side of a mountain, Martin and Elizabeth decided it may be best to send their son away to AA, Astronomy Alemasters, so that he may pursue his odd passion of staring up at the stars while drunk. FB 80: At the age of 80, a senior student of Astronomy Alemasters named Fredrich Von Beerin was transporting kegs of AA ale to the nearby human settlement of Salem. On the way he was waylaid by a group of 60 bandits who demanded he give them his gold and all of the AA ale. His reply “Come and take it” as his clothes burst into flames. A couple hours later he arrived in Salem with scorch marks on his wagon of ale kegs and completely naked. The town paid double the price of the ale as an incentive for him to leave the town. FB 125: At the age of 125 Fredrich Von Beerin, then a beginning acolyte of AA, was conducting a site survey on the tip of Dagger Tip Mountain with the Geology Grungers. After the sun went down a party sprang up as often does when these groups get together and late into the night a shooting star was witnessed. The group got talking about going down the side of the mountain to see where it landed but were afraid of the steep graded side. When Fredrich von Beerin heard the dilemma he simply said “Hold my ale” as he grabbed a large slab of rock and slid on it all the way down the mountain. FB 179: At the age of 179 Fredrich Von Beerin, an advanced acolyte of AA, became deeply troubled when a convoy of AA’s ale was taken by a rival of the current baron at sword point and poured out on the ground. Enraged by this absolute lack of regard for fine ale Fredrich Von Beerin set out to offer his services to the current baron Tyrell Elfanash. At the time Baron Elfanash was besieging his rival Baron Manafreich in the city of Dorado. In order to reach Manafreich, Beerin walked into Elfanash’s camp convincing everyone that he was simply a harmless drunk monk, which was almost true, right up to the catapults. From there he seated himself into the catapult and launched himself into the wall of Dorado after hardening his skin. The wall was knocked down and Elfanash’s army overtook the city. Elfanash thanked Beerin for the victory, and he only said concerning the event “Send it”. FB 250- At the ripe age of only 250 Fredrich was becoming the greatest monk of any art. During a the city of Baelon’s annual festival he managed to out drink all other participants 10 fold, after the contest ended everyone was sure he would die of an overdose, but upon further investigation, it was found that he had willed himself back to sobriety. FB 299-At the golden age of 299 Fredrich Von Beerin had become one of the best monks in all of Baelon, and had become also one of the most beloved professors of AA. A student once asked him which was the best ale in all the land to which he replied “Free ale is the best ale”.