The Great Siege Against Automod
The Conflict
The Great Siege Against Automod, is a siege in Newfoundland over the twitch bot, Automod.The Conflict
Prelude
James The Teleporting Tiger sees that Dazzlikat is working on a battle map, for a DND Campaign. Gets the idea to declare war with Automod. Putting on his tiger armour he encourages Dazzlikat to join his course, but he will need more friends, to defeat the evils of Automod.
Deployment
Dazzlikat: James we are going to need more allies to fight against Automod.
James: I have people on my list. I need to make sure they are happy to fight with me.
James in his armoured tiger form walks over to his Tiger Basket, in Dazzlikat's home. Dazzlikat dissuades James to take a nap in his basket. James informs her, that he intends to teleport to California for technological know-how and distractions. Dazzlikat: James who could that person be?
James: [Serious] Kahuna, we need Kahuna!
James informs Dazzlikat to arm herself ready, and he teleports away.
The Screen counts down from 5. Once it reaches zero a 15-minute timer has started. Kahuna: [Surprised] James! There you are I haven't heard the Canadian National Anthem today. I was getting worried.
Kahuna takes a better look at James and Kahuna's demeanour changes. Kahuna: What's the matter, James?
James: I am declaring war on Automod.
Kahuna: And you want to see if I can fight alongside you?
James: You, your trash can and Koro.
James looks longingly to the Trash Can and fights the urge to hug it. Kahuna who hasn't noticed that people in his chat have said to move his dog cam to see James better. Kahuna looks to James with confusion. Kahuna: James, Koro is my bot, not a person.
James: But he is a person.
James: He just needs to be awoken from his slumber.
James: Where does he rest?
Kahuna: Well, if you must know James, he rests at Enchanted Tiki Room, Disney Land.
James: Well, we need to go there and Kahuna?
Kahuna: Yes, James?
James: If we are going there together, please take your trash can with you!
Kahuna: Will do!
James and Kahuna make their way to the right part of the park and stop just at the entrance to where koro rests. James : In my tiger form I can't reach your trash can would you mind lowering it for a second, I need to imbue it with an ability.
Kahuna bemused by what James means lowers the trash can so James can put a paw on it. James appears to pray with one from paw on the trash can. In a few seconds, the trash can fills with paper balls. James returns his paw to the ground. James: [As if expecting the question]Before you ask yes it is unlimited ammo, no if you turn it upside down it will not fill a space with paper balls.
Kahuna: [pleased] gee, thanks James!
James: You're welcome, Kahuna, just keep that trash can safe, I'm rather fond of it.
Kahuna smiles and gives the nod. James: Right then, let's awake Koro. Frith help us.
They walk around the displays until they get to Koro midnightdancer. James: Right, here goes nothing.
James reaches forward and places both of his front paws on the statue of Koro and appears to go back to praying. A few more seconds later the statue appears to blink and test its arms. A few more seconds after that Koro stands at 3ft tall and rushes off. James detecting that he has finished puts his front paws back to the ground and breaths a sigh of relief, but not before chasing after him. There he was, Koro alive, walking around asking people, why did pigs fly? or if they like pineapple or what was the meaning of life? James was losing his patience with Koro, as James' expression goes to a low growl. James: [shouting]Hey Koro!
Koro, hearing this rushes over to James. Koro: Yes JamesWoodwright?
James gives a knowing look to Koro James: Hey Koro, What is Kahuna doing?
Koro: What is Kahuna doing? No body knows!
James: Good Koro.
James pats Koro on the head. James: Now, Koro, we need your help against the evil clutches of Automod.
Koro: Koro help, Koro likes to help.
James: Go with Kahuna, we need to stay with him, While I gain more allies.
Koro nods. James: Do you think you will be able to look after him?
Kahuna: He's no different to my bot shouldn't be any different.
James: Glad to hear it, by any chance can you use your tech skills to see where Automod is.
Kahuna: This shouldn't be an issue either James.
Kahuna: Where are we off to, James?
James: We are not departing yet. I have a Tiger Basket at yours I will be using it to get to Canada.
Kahuna nods and they make their way back to Kahuna's house with Koro, to the displacement of Mrs K.
In the distance, Erin replies in the affirmative. Sable: What can we do for you? I see you are armoured, so I am assuming it's grave news.
James nods his tiger head and licks his muzzle. James: I have declared war with Automod and want to see if you and Erin want to fight with me.
Sable: I certainly would but Erin, can't walk far.
James: Sable, I'm a 300 lbs Were Tiger i would be honoured to allow him to ride me.
Just then Erin walks into the room. Erin: So what have I been roped into doing this time?
Sable: We are fighting Automod with James!
Erin: I see?
James: Sable has fluffy and you have your naval experience, Erin.
Sable strokes James' fur from under his armour as he continues. James: We have Kahuna, Koro and Dazzlikat on our side.
Sable: That won't be enough for fighting Automod, James.
James: Agreed, I have Greg and Moon to ally with and a letter to write for armoured bears.
Sable: Do we know where Automod is?
James: Kahuna the coding genius, is working on it.
Sable: Of course, we will help James, you can count me and Erin in!
James looks down and up again to Sable. James: I'm pleased you got a Few Good Eleves published!
Sable: Thanks, James, and I'm sure you want to get a copy as soon as you can!
James nods and smiles. James: What time is it?
Sable: 11 Pacific time, why?
James: Greg, it is the obvious choice, of who to visit next!
Before Sable could say another word James teleports again.
James: Thanks, Greg. I am wearing my armour you know what that means?
Greg: [Jokingly] Your going to star in a sports game!
James: No, I have declared war with Automod and was wondering if you and your lemons wanted to be a part of it?
Greg: Of course, what about my Lemons?
James: Well Grab one of those boxes, that I'm fond of so much.
Greg finds a box that is relatively empty, as with Kahuna's Trash Can James puts a paw on the box and appears to pray. In a few seconds, the box fills with Lemons. To the amazement of the Lemons, James explains that Greg can't just turn the box upside down to fill an area. Greg: I hope this is not a hint to make another 1 million lemon challenge!
James laughs. James: No it's your weapon.
Disembodied Voice 1: I don't know what I'm doing!
Disembodied Voice 2: Better start writing anyway.
Greg: Well is that a new march has started. And James of course I'll fight alongside you!
With that James nods and gets back into his basket. James :I'd better see how Kahuna is doing.
James teleports away. James:
James: I have people on my list. I need to make sure they are happy to fight with me.
James in his armoured tiger form walks over to his Tiger Basket, in Dazzlikat's home. Dazzlikat dissuades James to take a nap in his basket. James informs her, that he intends to teleport to California for technological know-how and distractions. Dazzlikat: James who could that person be?
James: [Serious] Kahuna, we need Kahuna!
James informs Dazzlikat to arm herself ready, and he teleports away.
Persuading Kahuna to the Cause
With a growl James finds himself in the Kahuna Lair. Kahuna: Let's start a sprint gang, and after that will have a final Stream Raiders Battle.The Screen counts down from 5. Once it reaches zero a 15-minute timer has started. Kahuna: [Surprised] James! There you are I haven't heard the Canadian National Anthem today. I was getting worried.
Kahuna takes a better look at James and Kahuna's demeanour changes. Kahuna: What's the matter, James?
James: I am declaring war on Automod.
Kahuna: And you want to see if I can fight alongside you?
James: You, your trash can and Koro.
James looks longingly to the Trash Can and fights the urge to hug it. Kahuna who hasn't noticed that people in his chat have said to move his dog cam to see James better. Kahuna looks to James with confusion. Kahuna: James, Koro is my bot, not a person.
James: But he is a person.
James: He just needs to be awoken from his slumber.
James: Where does he rest?
Kahuna: Well, if you must know James, he rests at Enchanted Tiki Room, Disney Land.
James: Well, we need to go there and Kahuna?
Kahuna: Yes, James?
James: If we are going there together, please take your trash can with you!
Awakening Koro, Oh No What Have We Done!
James in tiger form and Kahuna find themselves at Disneyland in California. James: Lead the way Kahuna!Kahuna: Will do!
James and Kahuna make their way to the right part of the park and stop just at the entrance to where koro rests. James : In my tiger form I can't reach your trash can would you mind lowering it for a second, I need to imbue it with an ability.
Kahuna bemused by what James means lowers the trash can so James can put a paw on it. James appears to pray with one from paw on the trash can. In a few seconds, the trash can fills with paper balls. James returns his paw to the ground. James: [As if expecting the question]Before you ask yes it is unlimited ammo, no if you turn it upside down it will not fill a space with paper balls.
Kahuna: [pleased] gee, thanks James!
James: You're welcome, Kahuna, just keep that trash can safe, I'm rather fond of it.
Kahuna smiles and gives the nod. James: Right then, let's awake Koro. Frith help us.
They walk around the displays until they get to Koro midnightdancer. James: Right, here goes nothing.
James reaches forward and places both of his front paws on the statue of Koro and appears to go back to praying. A few more seconds later the statue appears to blink and test its arms. A few more seconds after that Koro stands at 3ft tall and rushes off. James detecting that he has finished puts his front paws back to the ground and breaths a sigh of relief, but not before chasing after him. There he was, Koro alive, walking around asking people, why did pigs fly? or if they like pineapple or what was the meaning of life? James was losing his patience with Koro, as James' expression goes to a low growl. James: [shouting]Hey Koro!
Koro, hearing this rushes over to James. Koro: Yes JamesWoodwright?
James gives a knowing look to Koro James: Hey Koro, What is Kahuna doing?
Koro: What is Kahuna doing? No body knows!
James: Good Koro.
James pats Koro on the head. James: Now, Koro, we need your help against the evil clutches of Automod.
Koro: Koro help, Koro likes to help.
James: Go with Kahuna, we need to stay with him, While I gain more allies.
Koro nods. James: Do you think you will be able to look after him?
Kahuna: He's no different to my bot shouldn't be any different.
James: Glad to hear it, by any chance can you use your tech skills to see where Automod is.
Kahuna: This shouldn't be an issue either James.
Kahuna: Where are we off to, James?
James: We are not departing yet. I have a Tiger Basket at yours I will be using it to get to Canada.
Kahuna nods and they make their way back to Kahuna's house with Koro, to the displacement of Mrs K.
In Canada, Where's Fluffy
James gets into his basket and teleports to British Columbia. With a shuffle, James arrives in Sable's home. With voices in the background, Sable comes to his basket. Sable: [Shouts]Erin, it's fine we have James here!In the distance, Erin replies in the affirmative. Sable: What can we do for you? I see you are armoured, so I am assuming it's grave news.
James nods his tiger head and licks his muzzle. James: I have declared war with Automod and want to see if you and Erin want to fight with me.
Sable: I certainly would but Erin, can't walk far.
James: Sable, I'm a 300 lbs Were Tiger i would be honoured to allow him to ride me.
Just then Erin walks into the room. Erin: So what have I been roped into doing this time?
Sable: We are fighting Automod with James!
Erin: I see?
James: Sable has fluffy and you have your naval experience, Erin.
Sable strokes James' fur from under his armour as he continues. James: We have Kahuna, Koro and Dazzlikat on our side.
Sable: That won't be enough for fighting Automod, James.
James: Agreed, I have Greg and Moon to ally with and a letter to write for armoured bears.
Sable: Do we know where Automod is?
James: Kahuna the coding genius, is working on it.
Sable: Of course, we will help James, you can count me and Erin in!
James looks down and up again to Sable. James: I'm pleased you got a Few Good Eleves published!
Sable: Thanks, James, and I'm sure you want to get a copy as soon as you can!
James nods and smiles. James: What time is it?
Sable: 11 Pacific time, why?
James: Greg, it is the obvious choice, of who to visit next!
Before Sable could say another word James teleports again.
The 1 Million Lemon Challenge
James appears into Greg's office with a shuffle just as a writing march starts, making Greg jump. Greg: Hello, James, there's our favourite huggable tiger!James: Thanks, Greg. I am wearing my armour you know what that means?
Greg: [Jokingly] Your going to star in a sports game!
James: No, I have declared war with Automod and was wondering if you and your lemons wanted to be a part of it?
Greg: Of course, what about my Lemons?
James: Well Grab one of those boxes, that I'm fond of so much.
Greg finds a box that is relatively empty, as with Kahuna's Trash Can James puts a paw on the box and appears to pray. In a few seconds, the box fills with Lemons. To the amazement of the Lemons, James explains that Greg can't just turn the box upside down to fill an area. Greg: I hope this is not a hint to make another 1 million lemon challenge!
James laughs. James: No it's your weapon.
Disembodied Voice 1: I don't know what I'm doing!
Disembodied Voice 2: Better start writing anyway.
Greg: Well is that a new march has started. And James of course I'll fight alongside you!
With that James nods and gets back into his basket. James :I'd better see how Kahuna is doing.
James teleports away. James:
Aftermath
Spoiler Ending
After the Battle, everyone high fives or even high paws each other. Kahuna attempts to throw a paper ball into the air in a show of celebration but can't, surprised he askes James.
Kahuna: James? The paper ball thing is not working.
James: Oh no that's early.
James: [shouting]Koro! Get on my back.
Koro climbs onto James's back. James: Everyone to the tiger basket.
Greg: Where are we going?
James: Some where important for Koro.
Kahuna: Why?
James gives a knowing look to Kahuna and his trash can and kahuna seems to understand. James: Right everyone grab hold of me.
Before James could complete that sentence, Dazzlikat grabs James's tail and digs her nails into him and James roars in pain. James: [anguish]When I said grab hold, Dazzlikat i mean hold on, not skin me alive!
Dazzlikat acts defensive and they teleport away. Sable: Where are we?
Kahuna: My streaming lair.
before Sable could ask why James interrupts. James: Lead the way, Kahuna and take that trash can.
They arrive back at Disneyland and find koro's home. Koro: Why are we here?
James: [lies]We are here to celebrate.
James: Get back on your podium.
Koro climbs back where he was sleeping and everyone sits around him. Koro: I'm not going to be ok am I?
James: Yes you are, you helped us win a battle against Automod concentrate on that.
As Koro does this, James' eyes begin to water. Koro begins to turn back into a statue. James' comrades start to feel grief over Koro by covering their mouths or crying on each other's shoulders and James hugs Kahuna's Trash Can in comfort. When it is clear that Koro is a statue again he releases one of his claws and writes on the plague describing Koro.
James: Oh no that's early.
James: [shouting]Koro! Get on my back.
Koro climbs onto James's back. James: Everyone to the tiger basket.
Greg: Where are we going?
James: Some where important for Koro.
Kahuna: Why?
James gives a knowing look to Kahuna and his trash can and kahuna seems to understand. James: Right everyone grab hold of me.
Before James could complete that sentence, Dazzlikat grabs James's tail and digs her nails into him and James roars in pain. James: [anguish]When I said grab hold, Dazzlikat i mean hold on, not skin me alive!
Dazzlikat acts defensive and they teleport away. Sable: Where are we?
Kahuna: My streaming lair.
before Sable could ask why James interrupts. James: Lead the way, Kahuna and take that trash can.
They arrive back at Disneyland and find koro's home. Koro: Why are we here?
James: [lies]We are here to celebrate.
James: Get back on your podium.
Koro climbs back where he was sleeping and everyone sits around him. Koro: I'm not going to be ok am I?
James: Yes you are, you helped us win a battle against Automod concentrate on that.
As Koro does this, James' eyes begin to water. Koro begins to turn back into a statue. James' comrades start to feel grief over Koro by covering their mouths or crying on each other's shoulders and James hugs Kahuna's Trash Can in comfort. When it is clear that Koro is a statue again he releases one of his claws and writes on the plague describing Koro.
Koro - A friend true
Conflict Type
Siege
Belligerents
The Tigers
Automod
Strength
- Armoured Tiger-James
- 4 Armoured Polar Bears
- Moonflower (Armed with Hidden Aggression)
- Dazzlikat (Armed with Word Chainsaw)
- Kahuna (Armed with Trash Can)
- Koromidnightdancer (Armed with distractions)
- Elikwake (Armed with "Adult" Language and hexadecimal knowledge)
- 10 Staff
- 10 Guards
- 10 Server Racks
Casualties
- 1 Armoured Bear
- 7 Guards
Objectives
- To Stop Automod
- To Stop The Siege.
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