You Chose America!

Congratulations!

Now, before we head anywhere, we just want to make sure you clicked the button you meant to click on. We don't want any lost Communists making their way into the United States and dirtying up the place! So just to make sure, you definitely meant to choose American, right?

I Definitely Picked American, Yeehaw

Huh? No, I Think There's Been A Mistake