Transcript experiment #1
[M43N4]: Starting experiment #1 on proving the validity of the machine sentience theory I am professor M43N4 Trasmar, joining me is Assitant-Professor
Groll Grant who is supposedly able to hear the voices of machinery.
[Groll Grant]:
M43N4 , what do you mean supposedly?
[M43N4]: The experiment shall use Groll Grant's supposed ability to hear machines to see if he can obtain information he is not supposed to know.
[M43N4]: Ready Grant?
[Groll Grant]: Maena you do know that I can't exactly get answers from them, even so, I'll try I guess.
[M43N4]: Hold up, you said you were capable of listening to machinery earlier, now that this capability is to be tested it is no longer valid?
[Groll Grant]: well no I can still listen to them, they just kind of ramble on.
[M43N4]: So you are the only person capable of hearing machinery and they subsequently do not share any actual information?
[Groll Grant]: Well sometimes they do... They taught me magic.
[M43N4]: Something you are wholly incapable of interacting with gave you the much-coveted secrets of the arcane...
[Groll Grant]: As I said they ramble on a lot, just have to choose the coherent things.
[M43N4]: They ramble on about knowledge which simply hearing somehow granted you the ability to cast magical spells?
[Groll Grant]: Well isn't that basically what a teacher of the arcane does? Just without examples.
[M43N4]:.............I shall forgive both the insult and ignorance.
[M43N4]: Do you even understand how insane everything you have said so far sounds?
[Groll Grant]: Very much so, which is why I usually keep quiet.
[M43N4]: This is professor M43N4, hereby ending transcript of the now useless experiment #1...... I shall endeavor to find a mind healer for my assistant as quickly as possible.
ADDENDUM
Having Groll Grant read back the transcript did not seem to help in pointing out the insanity of his claims. Mind healers are far too hard to find when needed.
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