The Cease & Desist
Bin, what's the meaning of this? █████ is our biggest source of funding! We can't just stop mentioning them! If we're not even allowed to write their names on checks we're done! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ok, I understand, calm down. I may or may not have said their daughter looks like "an alien cat." To be fair, I did not know that they were, in fact, actually aliens. Nor did I know that on their planet, "cat" means something absolutely unspeakable. Ok, it's actually really speakable, kinda funny too, it means ███ █████ █ ███████████████
EmbarrassmentTo this day, Bin receives the occasional jab or joke at his expense— referring to The Cease & Desist. On one such occasion, much to Bin's delight, his assailant said █████ out loud, and was promptly fired, and sued for everything he was worth.
How did they know?! They weren't even there!