Museum of Rock

From the history of your favorite bands, to the first guitars and what the future may bring— we're got everything about rock!
  Here at the Museum of Rock we celebrate the music that defined more than one generation, alongside the artists who helped it do so. Bring the family! We're a the Museum of Rock! About rock music! Not rocks! Rock. Music.
Open from   Mon-Fri: 8AM-6:15PM   Sat: 7AM-7PM   Sun: Jam sesh day, closed.

Naysayers

It's just a rock. No music. No guitars, no records— it's just a rock!
Ok, so, you may have already read the reviews. We encourage everyone to please not do not, or if they do— to not take them seriously, these are just jokes. We are a museum of rock music, with many exhibits pertaining to this. Such as our...hold on, I can't remember right now— but we have many rock music related exhibits here! We honestly don't know where guests are finding this lone boulder— that shouldn't be a part of our establishment.  
Look, I am really disappointed in this. I had my girlfriend all set to learn about my favorite band, the Scroingoes. I got my her to wear a Scroingoes a shirt and mask even, because I knew she'd love it once she saw their exhibit! Not only have you failed me, but also what would have been my Scroingoes fan ex-girlfriend.
 
 
You'll find us on Roll Dr., Jacksonville Fl.
 

Exhibit(s)

We seem to have lost our list of exhibits, but rest assured that we have more than one, and none of them consist of a lone rock. We can easily guess at what's inside our museum, though, there's at least one hall of famous guitars. An exhibit for radio, probably, a room per decade is likely.
 
I don't understand sir, this sounds a lot like a scam. We don't even fully understand the memetic hazards at play here yet!
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
Ash, listen, it's not a scam— we could show them footage of that stupid rock at the door and they'd still insist that there's an actual museum here! Don't you understand the potential here?! Plan's simple, release it, people have been trying to come here even while it's been locked down— we don't even need to make the doors look fancy but we'll get a nice rock-museum sign up there and charge 10$ admission. They'll buy tickets, go in, be disappointed— but we'll already have their money. Their friends won't even believe them when they tell them what's inside! It's FOOLPROOF!
— Bin Folks, Administrator
You're the boss, but if we're doing this— we need to make sure whoever owns the space never goes inside. We're going to place disclaimers on the doors and the website that shows the rock, too— I'm not pretending to be a blind old woman in court again.
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
   
 
 

Viability Report

Number of Incidents: 0
Threat Level: Obsolete
Completely harmless, this is nothing but a museum of rock n' roll— I don't know what everyone's talking about with a literal rock. No, I've never been there, why?   Test Logs for A-10001110101
Test #10001110101-1
Date: 09/07/2018
Head researcher: Salt, Tim
Subject: Dr. Fallon, Kneel
Description: Subject is a noted fan of rock music, Dr. Salt was to inform him of the museum— and after getting him excited, show him footage of the rock within.
Result: Subject refused to believe Dr. Salt's evidence— and immediately left to buy tickets, clutching a ten dollar bill, stating that "Next you'll try and tell me Sleestak Lightning is on your trail." before exiting the room.
Notes: Dr. Fallon would return the next day, and refuse to talk to Dr. Salt for a week.
 
 

Viability: Fantastic

It is in my opinion that this attraction be opened to the public. I honestly do not understand why we've kept it locked and sealed away for so long— it's just a rock museum, after all. Maybe I'll head over myself sometime soon?
— Bwanbale ███, Viability Reviewer

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7 Jul, 2020 23:44

Oh man, I love the Scroingoes. Totally buying a ticket for this rock museum! Can't wait, I don't believe the reports of a boulder anyways.

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7 Jul, 2020 23:57

Are you excited for their new album, Scroingoes in Paradise?

8 Jul, 2020 00:47

Oh hell yeah! Their last album kicked ass, the new one surely will too.

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Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull
8 Jul, 2020 20:32

This is the most amazing museum. Don't believe the reviews that tell you of the boulder - they're just seeing things!

Emy x
8 Jul, 2020 21:16

Bunch of troll comments, don't listen to them.