A pair of anomalous sneakers, containing wheels in their heels, that cannot be removed— and propel their wearers wherever they wish, until the wearer is deemed "cool."
The only endemic life found within the Adlands, which survives by consuming advertisements.
The premiere discogolf course, favored destination of the world's elite. A place where fun is had, rivalries born, and political deals forged.
An immortal skeleton wielding a "gum," that will stop at nothing to obtain your lost teeth.
An incredibly gifted pirate-detective.
Kittens in an overcoat that appear as regular human beings.
A powerful vampire, thankfully entrapped forever. Maybe.