Halloween is always crunch time here at the foundation, as various anomalies and superstitious humans alike cause trouble. But, rest assured, this year we won't be having any sort world-ending scenario. Maybe. At the very least we can be sure we won't hear anything from Cul De Sacula. All personnel are to keep a keen eye out and report any strange happenstances, regardless— we can't afford to be too lax after last year's chaos.
Notice to all personnel, whoever the hell keeps crossing out my name on official documents and replacing it with "Dr. Poots" better fess up now or I'll make sure they regret it.— Dr. Potts
Hey, I don't know what's going on but someone keeps replacing my lab coat with an obscenely large baguette. You guys know that I'm from Canada, not France, right? Thanks for the free bread, I guess?
— Dr. Lapointe
Somebody replaced all the coffee delivered to our admin department with literal dirt water, it must have been one of the other interns. Not me.
— ██████ Mogwe
6
Days til Halloween
It begins.
Necromancy is a Wholesome Science.