The story of Plateous' nickname

One day, a young magician was practicing a spell he'd been working on for months, a spell for transportation. If it worked, he would be a hero, trading would be much faster, and traveling would be much less dangerous.

But first, he needed a volunteer, that's where Plateous comes in. He said he'd be honored to volunteer in this spell. Little did he know, he would get more than he bargained for.

The spell was spoken, and planned on sending him a few feet away, just for a test. What actually happened, though, was that Plateous was sent to to earth!

Immediately, the magician frantically made attempts to return him for days, but failed each time, until one fateful day when it worked. Plateous appeared before him, fur matted and slightly bloody. The only thing he said before storming off was, "Before you ask, no, I have NOT had the best experience."

Summary

The main point is DON'T USE MAGIC!!

Historical Basis

It is a true story, and if you need proof, just ask Plateous himself.

Spread

It has spread as far as the language of Barbrole is spoken. Oh, and don't forget about the animals, they had fun watching this, too.

Variations & Mutation

It hasn't changed much, because Plateous was there to tell it.

Cultural Reception

It is often told as a funny story, usually to calm young scratchlings down.

In Art

There are a few paintings/drawings of the event.

Date of First Recording

Not sure

Date of Setting

280 B.V.P.