Toss in 8 scoops of flour,
use the standard scoop don't go overpower!
Get the yeast, pour in 2 cups of milk,
4 eggs, 6 spoons of butter, 1 spoon of salt, some sugar, stir until its silk!
Add in the flavoring you like,
vanilla, nutmeg, or a quart of berries if you have time for a hike!
Last, get your oil to a boil, this is clutch,
then toss in a ball of dough, the biscuit will come out perfect with that final touch.
100 Best Fish and Biscuit Recipes
by Horace Fernando de Islo
Recipe on Page 46
Attribution: Godfrey Reynolds, Red Stirge Inn
Age Estimate: 1 year
Background: The Etonia Fish and Biscuit Rally has inspired many things, including several similar recipe books. Horace included humorous drawings with each recipe where noted members of the Etonia community were tripping on fish, having fish thrown at them, or a variety of other fish related incidents. It was a huge hit. He sold more copies of his book in one year than any other book published in Etonian history.