Toss in 8 scoops of flour,
use the standard scoop don't go overpower!
Get the yeast, pour in 2 cups of milk,
4 eggs, 6 spoons of butter, 1 spoon of salt, some sugar, stir until its silk!
Add in the flavoring you like,
vanilla, nutmeg, or a quart of berries if you have time for a hike!
Last, get your oil to a boil, this is clutch,
then toss in a ball of dough, the biscuit will come out perfect with that final touch.

100 Best Fish and Biscuit Recipes

by Horace Fernando de Islo

Recipe on Page 46

Attribution: Godfrey Reynolds, Red Stirge Inn

Age Estimate: 1 year

Manual, Culinary

Background: The Etonia Fish and Biscuit Rally has inspired many things, including several similar recipe books. Horace included humorous drawings with each recipe where noted members of the Etonia community were tripping on fish, having fish thrown at them, or a variety of other fish related incidents. It was a huge hit. He sold more copies of his book in one year than any other book published in Etonian history.


Author's Notes

This article is part of the Storytelling Collective's April Daily Poem challenge, 30 days of poetry. As with all #StoCo challenges, this is a no-pressure writing challenge intended to be fun and stimulating. If you are inspired to share use the tag #AprilDailyPoem. After you log in to World Anvil to leave your comment below, follow the Anhult Wildlands and I'll send you a notification as I complete additional poems.


I want to thank Janet and Dimi for reading my Etonia Fish and Biscuit Rally article on the Twitch stream today (4/15/2021). This poem was inspired by the review. The background section on the source of the recipe book was inspired by Jaime Buckley's artwork and from the livestream chat - Tillerz and others' calls for a Sharknado and fish fight.

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