A fine selection of insults you may happen to hear when visiting The Isles of Orlend.
You may find obscene language gracing your ears during your travels to The Isles of Orlend, particularly as you step onto the bustling ports of Bradstowe. Don't be alarmed! The lower class folks here use harsh banter to keep their spirits up, and they aren't nearly as threatening as the words they use. Here are a handful of common phrases to help you get by and understand what all the shouting is about.
|Bilge talker!||Someone who speaks falsely and impolitely.|
|Mrs. Baggywrinkle!||A very old prostitute. Also the name given to old chafing gear ropes on ships.|
|Brat!||Short for bilge rat. Considered the lowliest creature by sailors.|
|Pox-faced Sea Elephant!||An ugly person.|
|Vicarbane's gaping maw!||A woman's private parts.|
|Oi, crocklemouth!||A person infected with severe and grotesque mouth sores.|
Random Orlendian Insult Generator
|1||You skulking bilge talker!|
|2||Keep your fetid rockpool away from me, lap-clapper!|
|3||What's your mam's name? Mrs. Baggywrinkle?|
|4||Piss off, brat!|
|5||Your missus is a pox-faced Sea Elephant!|
|6||You're so old yer neck looks like vicarbane's gaping maw!|
|7||Oi, crocklemouth! Don't steal my mug!|
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