Mr. Kite

The Nowhere Man

Mr. Kite (a.k.a. The Walrus, Nowhere Man, Eggman)

A mysterious, yet friendly sorceror, Mr. Kite is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, tied up with a question mark. No one knows his first name, or if indeed his last name is Kite. It may be Henderson or Fancchi. He is fond of large performances and fancies a circus from time to time.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

While always nattily dressed, it is believed that Kite has sufffered a number of major maladies that affect him. He is loathe to let any of it show, but if he has spent too much time away from his home, he certainly begins to show the weariness of maintaining his presence.

Identifying Characteristics

He has a tattoo across his collarbone that appears to be that of four men walking.

Apparel & Accessories

Always, ALWAYS well dressed. Carries a scepter with him at all times.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Not much is known of his history. He simply appeared one day in Orsholon City, about 25 years of age. He was often seen with musicians and performers, and is a patron of the arts.   In 1192, he was seen entering a small flat in the Orsholon Academic District at the point where Abbey Road, Savile Row and Penny Lane intersect. It is assumed he owns the building, as no one else is ever seen entering or leaving. But on many a night, the sound of music can be heard pulsing through the walls of the two story abode, as if an entire band was within it.   It is a well-known rumor that Kite is a sorceror, although he never outwardly shows it, save for his penchant for carrying a scepter and the occasional glow from his left hand.


No one is sure. Some say he was a student in Orsholon's Academic District but no one remembers seeing him there. Others say he trained in a neighboring country, perhaps Baduhm. Yet another rumor is that he was trained by monks in the far reaches of the Dragon's Spine mountains to the north of Arnathia.   He is intelligent and is well-liked for his ability to adapt his communication to those around him.


How he earns his money is unknown. He is magnanimous with his money, but no one recalls ever paying him or hiring him.

Mental Trauma

It is told that Mr. Kite suffered a brain trauma before he arrived in Orsholon City, and that it affected his memory. He never speaks of his past because, simply, he cannot remember it. Or that's the theory.   Do not be offended if he forgets a name or a place. Speaking of such things to him often causes him much embarassment. He may jokingly talk about his failed memory, but internally, it is a struggle for him.

Intellectual Characteristics

Sharp-witted, charming, and insightful. Mr. Kite is well-liked for his nature and how he treats others.

Morality & Philosophy

Do no harm is his greatest moral imperative, unless you cross him. Not by crossing him directly, but by injuring or otherwise negatively affecting someone he considers a friend. He will allow harm to him to roll off him, but doing something to a friend will incur a wrath unspeakable.


Social Aptitude

As charming as can be. Especially with the females. But make no mistake, men want to be his friend as well, and those who can count themselves among his friends are very fortunate.

Wealth & Financial state

Always has money. ALWAYS. Yet it is never understood from whence it comes.
All Images created BY Kahuna the Elder, with source materials from Pixabay, Pexels, Unsplash, Artbreeder and public domain sources.
Location of Mr. Kite's Home
Orsholon City
Top Down Map of Orsholon City
Neutral Good
Current Location
Year of Birth
1165 ATG 42 Years old
Circumstances of Birth
His birth information is unknown. And he's not telling.
Current Residence
Orsholon City , Orsholon Academic District
Presented Sex
Dark brown, deep set
What hair?
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Light chocolate, perhaps even latte.
6'2", unless he's had a long day.
225 lbs., or so he says.
Quotes & Catchphrases
“And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”
Known Languages
Common, Draconic, Elven, Orc

Character Portrait image: Mr. Kite by Kahuna The Elder using ePic Character Generator


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