I can't believe they tried to EAT me!

You'll never believe what happened..... they tried to eat me! :o

 
So, this is how it was - I was just innocently going about my business - you know, having a wee loot and a pillag ein an empty building, no one had been there for years. Victimless crime, really - can't hardly see why they woulda gotten their panties in a twist. Well, anyway, I was just poking around in a chest and that's when it happened...