8.20.09: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire by Feral | World Anvil
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August 20, 2009

8.20.09: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

by Feral

After warning everyone about the false Dr. DeClerk, I go have a direct conversation with Red Siren.
 
She keeps insisting on things that can not be true.
 

  1. Trying to get The Secret Meditation Technique of More Mentalist Power is going to be fine with "Multiplex" which is what Evil Goatee Don calls himself. (Obviously no.)

  2. She's not allowed to touch me because Goatee needs a "royal" connection native to this world. Which has to be Thunderstrike, or my daughter, or me. Because of empathy, and the broken hammer.

  3. Because going to the mid 1980s when that entire sample was in a vault in the Arctic Circle is NOT a straightforward way to get that biological sample.

  4. And the fact that Cindy Reynolds of Eureka is buying this stupid story is NOT AT ALL a sign that somebody been messing with her head.

  5. And it would not be simpler to go to her big brother, lay her cards on the table (maybe not emphasize the "I already kill you once" bit) and ask him to help her stop Mean Blond Goatee Bastard and maybe Red Diamond from putting her in danger

  6. Oh yeah, she wanna take over the mind of Red Diamond. Yeah, that is a plan that make sense.

 
She gets a signal suddenly that they know where is the hammer. In Atlantis. They leave us and go attack there.
 
Oh. Good?
 
I don't wanna swim.
 
I know some guys who prolly swim and fight okay.
 
I think I gonna go find Blondie and update him first. He gotta save his ma, he prolly lead the charge.
 
And he will need Doc to help steer and I think maybe Amythyst can fly or something. So that means he don't go with no backup.
 
Blondie is angry and kinda feeling out of options. He wants me use his phone to call his ma. I don't wanna talk to her. He can go talk to Captain America and I go give phone to Amythyst. Amythyst speaks "dad".
 

 
Bright light.
 
Everyone is glowing.
 
Got to get my hands on my husband and son!
 

 
We are UNDERWATER and I blame Doc's father.
 
Amythyst and Doc are here. Thunderstrike, Captain America, Gravitar, and Baldir are here. Blackjack and Savannah are here. I do not WANT us to be here. Amythyst does not think the Queen did this.
 
One of the other domes is collapsing. We can see bright lights of some kind of ranged combat in the distance. Time to save lives and hit somebody.
 
While the rest of the team uses their ability to fight at a range, or at least to survive the intense pressure of this depth, the Paxton family goes to steal the bad guys' amphibious craft. Grayson would be so pleased if we bring this home to him! We are not going to, because of tracing technologies, and that is going to vex him.

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    August 17, 2009
  2. 8.18.09 pt 1: Officially Official Burning
    August 18, 2009
  3. 8.18.09 pt 2: DPS
    August 18, 2009
  4. 8.20.09: Glowing Crystals
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  5. 8.20.09: Interdimensional job hopping supervillain
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  6. 8.20.09: Mind over Matter lasts 12 seconds
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  7. 8.20.09: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
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