A creature of steel and bone looming over all races like a mountain with the helmet of a four point buck.
- Gender
- Male?
- Eyes
- Glowing, unblinking green lens
- Hair
- No hair but a four point set of antlers
- Height
- 9' 0"
- Weight
- 440lbs
Appearance
Physical Description
Ford is nine feet tall, putting his square against half-giant creatures such as Goliaths and lesser giants such as Ogres. The juggernaut is fitted with heavy steel plates and chains that make his presence well known at all times.
Body Features
Body is covered in thick steel plates that make up his chassis and limbs. His head has a four point set of antlers on it.
Facial Features
Ford has no direct face and it appears more like a large helmet with two green, unblinking lens set in it.
Identifying Characteristics
Four point antlers. Also a giant warforged makes him easy to identify in a crowd.
Mentality
Education
Although naturally capable from creation, Ford learned much from his owners/family during his early years. Both at the sea with the ins and outs of naval life and at home with domestic guard responsibilities, he rounded out his on-the-job training.
Intellectual Characteristics
The pragmatic approach to speaking matter-of-factly conveys Ford as smarter than he truly is. He is wise enough to string practical knowledge together and convey it in a different perspective to prove a healthy consult. The construct does not, however, hold any deep knowledge on topics outside of that of sailing, raiding, and guarding.
As years have progressed, Ford has found himself a lover of books and children. His body has become a mural of his exploits and the paint work is family friendly in aesthetic.
Morality & Philosophy
Ford holds the Pirate Code as a way of living the "correct" life:
1 - Befriend others wisely.
2 - The Right of Parlay
3 - Whoever first spotted a treasure-laden ship could choose the best weapon for themselves
4 - Every crew member is to have an equal share in any treasure found
5 - Any man who falls behind is left behind
6 - An act of war can only be declared by the Pirate King of Freeport, who would parley with shared adversaries. The King could only be elected by popular vote by all captains.
7 - Any person who refuses to serve aboard a pirate's ship must die.
8 - Trading for products fair and square mean the seller can do as they like, including resell at profit.
9 - The Code calls for pirates to respect their fellows on the account.
10 - Killing a surrendered enemy is not allowed.
person.sexuality
Seriously?
person.gender_identity
Male
Taboos
Romantic interest of any kind is an odd concept to him as he has no biological need in courtship. Natural immunity to seduction bards.
Known Languages
Common
Personality
Motivation
Ford desires to follow the Pirate's code and live his life on the open seas, coastal cities, and among high stakes adventure.
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Rule 1 - Befriend others wisely"
"Hah hah hah hah hah."
Savvies & Ineptitudes
While excellent at breaking things, Ford takes a literal stance to things social. He is aware that his design prevents him from any true leadership position that wouldn't put people under his command at risk. The warforged has gained unique wisdom over the years, but is limited by his average intelligence.
Likes & Dislikes
Ford likes books and signs of intelligence. He enjoys the order of wizardry magic, but dislikes superstition, the divine, and pact-like creatures.
Virtues & Personality perks
Decisive and wise, Ford often walks through complex problems and lets others solve their own problems without his assistance. When confronted with an active threat, he sets aside all differences and focuses on it with chilling precision until it is no longer active. He does not eat, sleep, drink, or tire, making him an excellent sentry, deep-sea explorer, and ally.
Vices & Personality flaws
His decisiveness and social impatience makes him come across as bossy or paternal. Key elements of his core are subject to magical tampering with and it causes him to be wary of magic that is not safely understood out of fear his core would destruct causing both final death for him and likely anything in the vicinity.
Personality Quirks
Near robotic laughter, which is done frequently.
Social
Birthplace
Old Freeport / Skyport
Current Residence
The Palaemon
Contacts & Relations
Trash Panda
Cedric Von Tobren
Ildri Summer
Roya Val-Hum
Honorary & Occupational Titles
First Mate of The Palaemon
Wealth & Financial state
Ford ownsa clean fifth of the wealth ever since re-acquiring The Palaemon . In his mind, at least, according to the code.
Religious Views
Ford is not religious in nature. He believes what he can see and tolerates others beliefs as a part of their own personal code.
Social Aptitude
Ford is a direct, literal creature. When an inaccurate statement is made, he restates it in a way that points out the accuracy or context issues. This comes across as sass and was an amusing change added to antagonize crew members on his original ship.
Hobbies & Pets
Ford spends time attempting to paint on himself an image of each journey so that his body is a living tapestry of events.
Speech
Monotone with low modulation of sound
Social
Birthplace
Old Freeport / Skyport
Current Residence
The Palaemon
Contacts & Relations
Trash Panda
Cedric Von Tobren
Ildri Summer
Roya Val-Hum
Honorary & Occupational Titles
First Mate of The Palaemon
Wealth & Financial state
Ford ownsa clean fifth of the wealth ever since re-acquiring The Palaemon . In his mind, at least, according to the code.
Religious Views
Ford is not religious in nature. He believes what he can see and tolerates others beliefs as a part of their own personal code.
Social Aptitude
Ford is a direct, literal creature. When an inaccurate statement is made, he restates it in a way that points out the accuracy or context issues. This comes across as sass and was an amusing change added to antagonize crew members on his original ship.
Hobbies & Pets
Ford spends time attempting to paint on himself an image of each journey so that his body is a living tapestry of events.
Speech
Monotone with low modulation of sound