Ep17: Pfizer narrowly averts international incident at MBS
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Pfizer Narrowly Averts International Incident at Marina Bay Sands
Published March 3, 2048Updated March 5, 2048 Daring thieves attacked a Pfizer-Monsanto envoy in early evening last night on the top floor of the Marina Bay Sands. The contingent, representing Pfizer's Perfect Pets, was based from the Pity's Recompense and was due to meet with The Lady Evangeline Owens, Heiress Apparent of the Duchy of New Castle-on-Tyne. The target was an owl by the name of O'Reilly, a prime specimen of the cultured pets line, bred for a domestic lifestyle to be gifted to The Lady Evangeline. The theft disrupts an ongoing diplomatic process between Pfizer-Monsanto and the Royal Distinguished Economic Region of England. The attack occurred at 7:12 PM. Eyewitness accounts vary, though officials believe the thieves took advantage of an electrical failure caused by the careless flailing of an elderly man. In the confusion that followed, the thief snatched O'Reilly from the Pfizer trainer and placed it in a large delivery drone, which proceeded to fly down toward the Marina Bay. Commandos deployed from the Pity's Recompense, along with SATS patrol boats attempted to intercept the drone, but it remains fugitive at this time. Pfizer has offered a reward for information leading to the recovery of O'Reilly and the apprehension of the suspects, but has warned members of the public against attempting to recover the owl themselves. Elisa Mok (Ms.) Updated (March 4): The Lady Evangeline of New Castle-on-Tyne's title was incorrect in previous version of the article. Our apologies. Updated (March 5): Pfizer Perfect Pets has confirmed that the item stolen was a specimen of domesticated, cultured great horned owl.
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