Session 33 Report

General Summary

Ashes of Intelligence

Report 33

Related Date: 213 of 4,543,626,881

Origin: KC33345L

Destination: IV22357Z
 
Report begins...

This is the thirty-third report on the activities of Subjects 4777, 4778, 4779, 4780, 4781, and 4782, along with their relationship to, and interactions with Subject 1. Data for this and all other reports on these subjects have been gathered through mostly secondary and tertiary sources, with only occasional data from the primary sources themselves. As such, these data may be subject to the degradation effects of copying from one source to the next. For full reliability percentages, see the attached charts.

Day 213 of 4,543,626,881 (1 Aug of 98 AF in Coop Notation)

This is an additional addendum to Reports 31 and 32, as additional information has become available. There might have been a sighting of at least one of the subjects, and even if there hasn't, there has been additional activity of interest. Following the Zomborg attack from earlier in the day, Dizzy Security sent a military force into the subway tunnels to chase down the creature. They appear to have found it in Silent Toons. However, based on the reports we have been able to intercept, the creature had already been destroyed by the reached it. According to the same reports, the Dizzy soldiers, led by an officer designated "Lieutenant Almond", arrived at a location called simply the "Hotel" and interacted with a robot in charge of security there. This robot is described as having three arms, four legs, and a straw hat, a description which would fit Subject 4781 (designated "R.A.N.C.H.E.R." and referred to as such henceforth in this report). The other subjects are not referenced in these reports, so it is possible this is a different robot of similar appearance; however, this likelihood of this is low, though not to the point of insignificance (see attached probability charts). It should be noted that Dizzy Corporation considered the zomborg to be an important enough event that their chief researcher, Subject 3541, (designated "Doctor Leia Romanova") herself travelled via helicopter to the Hotel to retrieve the creature's body. We are working at hacking her reports as they might confirm the presence of this report's subjects. I will update when more information becomes available.