A Week After Halloween
Wife: Aren't you going to remove all those skeletons out of our garden?
Husband: Nah, they are decomposable.
Wife: But they're out of plastic.
Husband: They are not, they are biodegradable.
Wife: Where did you get them exactly?
Husband: From a guy, he drove around in one of those long station cars without windows in the back. You know, the black ones with the little flags on the front.
