Tonight my Hemolef, we observe a celestial phenomenon none have observed in centuries! At precisely 19 Niku, today, we will observe the Crescent Asteroid Transitting between our planet and its star. Because of the high amounts of beryllium, selenium and alnoite in the asteroid's crust, the sky will turn almost completely red to your optical receptors, and the frequencies harmful to your processing should be almost entirely filtered away. You will rise and crush the vermin that infest this planet and rise to the glory i have promised you.— Ubindi Rakas, message intercepted by the Dzatic Fenereon Whitestorm on 43992.12.12.
"We must do something
Kamarkas Demetarou!"
"But what can we do, Ubindi Rakas' Hemolef outnumber us two to one, Fenereon!"
"We must do something, it's a declaration of intent, a declaration of intent of genocide!"
"By Great Dzatum, we must fight!"
"Of course, but where? These Hemolef could be anywhere?"
"No, of course not, they're hunting us, so they will go where they think we will go!"
"Have we no allies?"
"Our allies cannot reach in time, we've already evacuated the families, only the soldiers remain."
"But we are outnumbered."
"Yes, but we have been giving the soldiers growth hormones, we knew we would find foes in the galaxy."
"So we now have Dzatum's Knucklecrackers!"
"In a sense, yes. Our soldiers can fight, we just need to tell them which cavern the enemy will attack from! But I expect the answer to that is a depressing: from everywhere!"
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